I got beef and it ain’t ground. What is it with women with muscles? They’re repulsive - this is not my subjective opinion it is an actual fact like the earth’s round.
People who think I hold these views because I feel threatened by muscly women are mistaken as I am far bigger than any bizarre […]

That’s right - there’s nothing more the Muscly Jerk enjoys more away from the bedroom than a large succulent bucket of KFC or a juicy Big Mac. Think I’m crazy and I’m going to put on a few lbs of fat? Then this post is for you, numb nuts.
The trouble with a lot of guys […]

When you get a good muscular physique there certainly isn’t a lack of interest from the ladies - in fact, you find yourself in situations with chicks quite often because they contrive situations in were they appear to require your help for some reason - this takes many forms from simply asking if you have […]

I may be The Muscly Jerk, but I’m no loser. If you are considering using steroids to put on muscle mass then you’re an idiot along with the thousands of raging neandathols in most gyms who think they’re king of the hill when they’re clearly just too stupid to follow a proper diet and nutrition […]