I got beef and it ain’t ground. What is it with women with muscles? They’re repulsive - this is not my subjective opinion it is an actual fact like the earth’s round.

People who think I hold these views because I feel threatened by muscly women are mistaken as I am far bigger than any bizarre woman could hope to be.

If you clicked the URL in the first paragraph out of curiosity you will notice Monica left out the all important ‘nutritional secret’ - male hormones. Why is that? Oh yes, they are illegal and to the detriment of your health, plus they give women a jaw, a steroidy-forehead and a deep voice - pass me that empty KFC bucket I’m about to chuck!

Why are more and more women becoming hell-bent on looking masculine going as far as taking male hormones and competing in sickly ‘figure’ tournements? There is no pride in looking the least bit masculine, ladies. Women who tone up in the gym without hormones and who are slim should be competing and winning these tournements as they are the only women with figures to be proud of and applauded for.

Real men find femininity the most attractive quality in a woman and any woman who isn’t trying her damn hardest to be desirable to men is suspect and should be viewed with extreme caution, but most of all disgust.

Now I’ve got that off my big pecs it’s time for my workout.

The Muscly Jerk

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