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10 Tips for Guys on How to Attract Women

Published by The Muscly Jerk November 19th, 2006 in Attracting Girls. Tags: No Tags.

You didn’t think I was serious did you? If you know anything about me or what I stand for your heart may of just skipped a beat as you know I don’t go for all that B.S. Don’t worry, I am merely pointing out what bull these dumb lists are that do the rounds on the Internet, usually places like on the homepage of MSN which I saw today.

I aren’t even going to repeat the nonsense in the original list, but here’s my take on the Top 10 Tips for Attracting Women:

  1. Get my guide on building huge muscle in just 12 weeks
  2. Read it through and comit yourself 100%
  3. Lift Like an Animal
  4. Eat Like a Horse
  5. Sleep Like a Baby
  6. Achieve a pysique to make any chick want to come on to YOU!
  7. Pick up a ‘lads mag’ and wipe your arse on it, then sling it in the garbage
  8. Go to the nearest bar and chuckle at all the dumb guys trying to impress girls with moronic chat up lines or wearing the latest ‘fashion’ - pathetic!
  9. Let a hot chick notice you, come on to you and promptly take her home
  10. Have your dirty way with her..

Well what did you expect? Now go lift some weights, rest and get bigger ‘cos there’s some sexy as hell women just waiting for you to get in to shape.
The Muscly Jerk

P.S. If you’re wondering where I’ve been for the last couple of weeks I’ve been going through a rather serious MILF phase - enough said I’m sure, but let me tell you I am SA-TIS-FIED.

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